
It has been brought to our attention that recent news reports on this website are potentially off-putting to potential new members. The club would like to apologise unreservedly for any offence caused - we have slipped from the already questionable standards which we hold ourselves to and we are truly sorry. No really.
The website is first and foremost an advert for a friendly community sports club and it has been hijacked by an individual who has used it as an opportunity to air petty grievances, questionable political and religious beliefs and puerile childish nonsense.
The person in question has recently left the hallowed ‘Inner Circle WhatsApp group’ and assuming somebody is prepared to start writing the news, he has agreed to step down from this prestigious position. Beaminster Tennis Club would like to reiterate that they welcome everyone. Their small but friendly membership already includes racists, christians and people with no sense of humour and the only criteria for joining is a theoretical interest in tennis. See you on court or for anyone offended by previous updates, in court.
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Hello! We play tennis all year round - rain or shine! New members are always welcome and we're open to all! Please feel free to turn up at any of our club sessions with no obligation to join. We'd love to meet you and play some tennis!
Sunday 10am - 1pm
Tuesday 6pm - 9pm
Thursday 6pm - 9pm